Origami

Origami. The crazy art of folding paper. It really is crazy what you can make from folding paper a hundred times I mean it’s a piece of paper you can get anywhere and if you fold it a bunch it becomes a master piece. I mean I’ve been folding origami for several years and now I’ve made things like a dragon, a demon, a bird, a realistic yoda, and so many other things. I mean I have a giant box that is the size of a person overflowing with origami. It really is amazing how a single piece of paper can turn into a masterpiece just by folding it. I think I’m going to show some of my origami on this blog and talk about it a little.

Potter world

Every one loves Disney world but I’m not that much of a Disney fan, I am a fan of Harry potter though so here are a few ideas for a Harry potter based theme park. If anyone copies my ideas I’ll either sue or get some of the money.

You first begin at the leaky cauldron where you can get food and drinks. You go into diagon alley where there are many shops such as Eeylops owl emporium where you can look at animals and it’ll be kind of like a petting zoo. Another would be madam malkin’s robes for all occasion where you can buy robes and perhaps clothes that say things like potter world and a lot of different things. And weasleys’ wizard wheezes where you can buy joke items and that sort of thing. And ollivanders: makers of fine wands since 382 b.c. Where you can buy fake wands. At Flourish and blotts you can buy books. And florean fortescue’s ice cream parlor where you can get ice cream and candy like chocolate frogs or Bertie botts every flavor beans.

But to buy those things you need wizard money so you go to gringotts where you can transfer your muggle money to knuts, sickles, and galleons. And there’s also a roller coaster to imitate the one they had that’ll lead you to the vaults.

And hogsmeade a wizard village is in the corner with more shops. And at the entrance there is a mountain to the side and if you go and have a look at the mountain you’ll notice a cave where Sirius black is.

And hogwarts is there of course where you are asked questions by the sorting hat which will calculate your score and put you in a house. And there are all these quests you can go to, where you can defeat quirrell with the sorcerer’s stone, defeat tom riddle, fight voldemort, free dobby, and- you know I can go on and on about what you can do but it’ll take too long. so those were my ideas about potter world.

When life gives you lemons you make lemonade??

When life gives you lemons you make lemonade, wrong, you fight back and make life take the lemons back. You got to stand up and yell “what am I supposed to do with these lemons you’ve given me life. I don’t want your filthy lemons, do I look like a lemon factory to you”. Then you and life get in an argument which turns into a battle that will last twenty minutes or so, and eventually life will win.

The moral of the story; when life gives you lemons you just got to eat them, and if you don’t want to eat them life will shove them down your throat.

None of that made much sense did it. Well you can’t just make anything sour and just make it sweet how does that even work people. So you can’t just sit down and watch while your life gets sour you got to fight back.

My Problems with Pokemon

I have a few problems with Pokemon. One problem is that it’s teaching kids to stuff animals inside tiny metal balls and fight other animals with the animal you have. Now I personally haven’t met anyone actually be stupid enough to do that but still it encourages kids who don’t know better.

That is not the only thing that bugs me in Pokemon. I also don’t like how some Pokemon evolve into completely different beings such as magikarp, which is the most useless and weak Pokemon in the world and is like a big red fish, can evolve into gyarados a giant sea serpent which is extremely powerful. Here’s another example, feebas one of the most ugly Pokemon evolves into milotic a very beautiful Pokemon.

The last thing I don’t get is why is a scientist sending a ten year old to fight and capture dangerous creatures. And that the scientist has spent his whole life researching and capturing Pokemon only has three different Pokemon. All of this just doesn’t add up. Speaking of add I have a lot of math homework, so bye.

Gollum poem

Below the caves where goblins dwell
A while after a hobbit fell
A creature lay on a rock
Wore nothing but a loincloth, not even a sock
He swore against bagginses all day and all night
If only he was brave he’d put up a fight

My Problems with Star Wars Return of the Jedi

I have a few problems with Star Wars Return of the Jedi. One of my problems is that young Anakin came out as a ghost in the end. I know that it used to be old Anakin but why did they change it at all. and how did Luke Skywalker recognize him Luke never saw him when he was young. they might as well gotten Anakin from The Phantom Menace I mean seriously.

Also how come little tiny ewoks can kill storm troopers with exploding speeders when storm troopers can’t kill ewoks when the storm troopers have giant laser guns and armor. And why did there happen to be an opening in the death star big enough for a whole ship to go in when the first one only had a small opening big enough for a bomb. And when they were rescuing Han Solo why didn’t they just throw a few bombs in Jabba’s castle which would have killed everyone and they could just walk past, rescue Han and walk away. Those are my problems with Star Wars Return of The Jedi.FXCreative Commons License Photo Credit: Andy F via Compfight